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Today, my dad asked me to send my mom a text since he was driving and I was in the passenger seat. I pulled up my mom's contact on his phone, and I found that my mom had recently sent my dad a picture of her jugs, along with the message, "We miss you." FML


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On 11/15/2012 at 9:45pm - love - by Sexting Parents - United States (New Jersey)

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It's not like it's the first time you've seen them.

#3 - On 11/16/2012 at 2:58am by HooHooHa

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At least you know they have a great relationship and are happy with one another.

#5 - On 11/16/2012 at 2:59am by carminecris89

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