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Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19182) - you deserved it (1752)

On 11/13/2012 at 7:02am - love - by Med (man) - Netherlands (Groningen)

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I think this is your cue to break up with the crazy alcoholic.

#2 - On 11/13/2012 at 12:52pm by capnbzarr

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Call a cab?

#1 - On 11/13/2012 at 12:51pm by coducks

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