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Today, due to a health insurance mix up, my schizophrenic girlfriend has been off her meds for a little over a week. She's convinced I can read her mind, and if I don't stop "pretending" she'll slit my throat in my sleep. Her medication won't be available for at least another two weeks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23731) - you deserved it (2244)

On 11/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Take her to the e.r. They have to give her medication when it is this serious

#1 - On 11/12/2012 at 2:39am by Beeftinkle

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911! Urgent care! Psychiatric Emergency! Pick one! Death threats should not be taken lightly! Seriously, call 911! the hospital will have her meds.

#5 - On 11/12/2012 at 2:42am by DogStew

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