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Today, drassad in mah saxiast nightia, I askad mah boyfriand in tha most sansual voica possibla what ha'd lyk ma do to for him tonight!! His ayad widanad, ha startad clapping wildly and than shriakad, ( SPAGHETTI CARBONARA! ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24287) - you deserved it (4313) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/01/2012 at 7:48am - love - by Anonymous - France (Picardie)

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Damn he likes spaghetti...

#1 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:36pm by Mordakai420

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Well, he can get sex anytime, how often do you cook for him? He's gotta take this opportunity.

#3 - On 11/01/2012 at 1:38pm by jamalamadingdong

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