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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend, saying I had a lot on my plate. She responded by throwing an empty plate at my windshield. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10070) - you deserved it (24511)

On 10/29/2012 at 1:46am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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I think she took it too literal, OP.

"See this plate?! It's empty! You don't have ANYTHING on this plate!"

#2 - On 10/29/2012 at 11:02am by NoorFML

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At least it was empty.

#1 - On 10/29/2012 at 11:01am by WearingHats

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