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Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14589) - you deserved it (2190)

On 10/14/2012 at 8:43am - love - by lonelygirl - Canada (Ontario)

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Time to find a new boyfriend in the hotel. Gambling is addictive, get out of the relationship while you still can.

#1 - On 10/14/2012 at 1:36pm by kkmwong

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Go home. He left you there, you leave him there. It's only fair. That way he can gamble his non-existent money away and find his own way home.

#4 - On 10/14/2012 at 1:39pm by DocBastard

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