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Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8082) - you deserved it (22218)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:02am - love - by goodeyesight (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

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I bet they weren't as ugly as your attitude.

#4 - On 10/11/2012 at 12:52pm by betseyville

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How many hot 70-year olds have you ever seen? None, right? Yet, these people continue to be married because smart people understand that looks fade with time. After you become wrinkly, what's left over is your personality. And YOUR personality, sir, is downright hideous.

#6 - On 10/11/2012 at 12:54pm by DocBastard

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