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Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML


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On 10/08/2012 at 3:14am - love - by stoych (woman) - United Kingdom

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That' snot a good thing!

#1 - On 10/08/2012 at 10:03am by shellz102

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That's snot the sort of thing you want to see.

Edit: And that's what I get for picking an obvious pun. You deserved this, Baustigt. You have disgraced yourself.

#3 - On 10/08/2012 at 10:03am by Baustigt

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