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Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
That's snot the sort of thing you want to see.
Edit: And that's what I get for picking an obvious pun. You deserved this, Baustigt. You have disgraced yourself.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 28 August 2015