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Today, although I can't dance, I decided to go to a club. A really cute girl asked me to dance, and I politely declined. She kept insisting, so I finally said okay. A few minutes in, she stopped, looked at me, and said, "If you're going to make fun of my dancing, I'm leaving." FML

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She made you dance even when you didn't want to. Don't beat yourself up over it.

#1 - On 10/01/2012 at 4:59pm by Welshite

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Join the club. You're not the only one.

#2 - On 10/01/2012 at 4:59pm by JustMery

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