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Today, while at work, I helped my ex-husband pick out a ring for the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24771) - you deserved it (4790)

On 09/21/2012 at 11:11am - love - by Sad ex-wife (woman) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

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I hope you convinced him to get an ugly ring then :) Sorry, OP.

#1 - On 09/21/2012 at 12:57pm by torbey

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What an asshat... I hope you gave him a shit deal on the ring and took a lot of money from him.

#4 - On 09/21/2012 at 1:01pm by olpally

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