Today, I got a phone call out of the blue from a young man, who screamed that he was going to kill me for sleeping with his fiancée. I told him I am a 49-year-old man who hasn't been laid since my wife passed away, four years ago. He stammered, shouted "Well she was a slut too" and hung up. FML

by Anonymous / 08/17/2012 at 8:20pm / United States / Love

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  • Poor OP. Sorry your wife had to die so relatively early.

    #2 - On 08/17/2012 at 10:59pm by williamcarter93

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  • Tweet his number. I'm sure you could get a bunch of kids to prank call him. Revenge is sweet

    #5 - On 08/17/2012 at 11:01pm by Larawk

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