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Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she'd couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40062) - you deserved it (2133)

On 05/15/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by FriendsZone (man) - United States (Alabama)

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You should have said no and taken your mother because that would have been a sweet gesture

#6 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:50pm by ZiggyMorrison

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i hope you said no!

#5 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:48pm by zoo

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