Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she'd couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML

#1967473
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33458) - you deserved it (1436)

On 05/15/2009 at 4:44pm - love - by FriendsZone (man) - United States (Alabama)

dammitall's life also sucks
Today, I was in a bathroom stall peeing. Shortly after, I heard a couple enter the…

not4geeks also deserved it
Today, I went out on a first date with a cute guy. Turns out we won't be going on a date…

Top comments

You should have said no and taken your mother because that would have been a sweet gesture

#6 - On 05/15/2009 at 7:50pm by ZiggyMorrison

See in context

+7

Say "no" and never talk to her again.

What a bitch. She'll get back together with him and then one will cheat on the other. Then they'll break up and get back together again. Jackasses.

#13 - On 05/15/2009 at 8:03pm by genius_man16

See in context

+4

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by