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Today, I reached a new level of commitment in my relationship with my boyfriend. This happened when he pooped on the side of the road beside my truck, while talking and making eye contact with me while wiping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15670) - you deserved it (1915)

On 05/22/2012 at 8:21am - love - by ordinaryday - Canada (Alberta)

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Was he giving you the stink eye?

#9 - On 05/22/2012 at 12:30pm by cjhons

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+61 | 10

Ahh young love. I don't remember it being that shitty. He was challenging you and asserting his dominance.

#6 - On 05/22/2012 at 12:28pm by SkoomaKi

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