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Today, my fiancée called our engagement off, because apparently she's actually a complete idiot who will believe anything that a slimy con artist tells her. In this case, a "psychic" who mumbled some shit about me having "a dark aura." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26758) - you deserved it (3252)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:56pm - love - by waste of effort (man) - United Kingdom

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You're better off without her if she's that supersticious

#1 - On 05/15/2012 at 6:53pm by loserboii

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Grab a pitchfork, torch, and head to that psychic!

#4 - On 05/15/2012 at 6:54pm by Larawk

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