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Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6504) - you deserved it (86095)

On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States

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Unless you are close friends I see no way in which that is appropriate. YDI

#3 - On 05/02/2012 at 5:31pm by lexa1love

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Are you an idiot?

#6 - On 05/02/2012 at 5:32pm by dazzle_me_lovely

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