Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

by -insert clever nickname here- / 04/29/2012 at 7:56pm / United States (Washington) / Love

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  • Guess she can't take a joke. Must not be the one. Sorry OP :(

    #1 - On 04/30/2012 at 2:19am by grahambertus

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  • At least the money you would have spent on the dinner can go towards a girl with a sense of humor !

    #4 - On 04/30/2012 at 2:25am by mjoyn98

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