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Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23955) - you deserved it (2974)

On 04/25/2012 at 6:43pm - love - by anyoi (woman) - United States (California)

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You sure know how to pick um! Haha

#1 - On 04/25/2012 at 7:06pm by KatherineAnne

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And then you broke up with the thieving little slime, right? PLEASE tell me you broke up with the @ss!

#4 - On 04/25/2012 at 7:07pm by chick92282

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