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Today, I was on a first date. She asked what I do, so I replied "I create adverts." She then yelled, "F**k you" and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15406) - you deserved it (2850)

On 04/18/2012 at 4:48am - love - by James C (man) - United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent)

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well you know, internet ads are kinda annoying...

#5 - On 04/18/2012 at 9:54am by yoursucklives

See in context

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Guess she doesn't like advertisements....

#4 - On 04/18/2012 at 9:54am by lk2481

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