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Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29825) - you deserved it (2306)

On 04/17/2012 at 10:54am - love - by unloved (woman) - United States

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Well I would be looking for a new boyfriend.

#1 - On 04/17/2012 at 12:50pm by Zman23

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I think there is a typo in that FML it should say ex-boyfriend

#6 - On 04/17/2012 at 12:54pm by yankfan89

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