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Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26241) - you deserved it (2934)

On 04/14/2012 at 2:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States

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Does she know she's your "girlfriend," or are you a crazy stalker and she is your prey?

#7 - On 04/14/2012 at 9:55am by perdix

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Maybe she wanted you to come with her?? Maybe you were about to have the best sex of your life but didn't realize it!

#3 - On 04/14/2012 at 9:49am by Wheredidgrungego

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