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Today, I had to admit that my jealousy issues were becoming a problem when I almost told my boyfriend not to apply at the local McDonald's, because of the high school girls that would see him there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4919) - you deserved it (19004)

On 04/12/2012 at 5:27am - love - by Jealousbitch - United States (Florida)

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McDonalds workers ARE notorious for their appeal to teenage girls..

#4 - On 04/12/2012 at 10:01am by cantthinkofawitt

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How old are you that high school girls bother you?

#1 - On 04/12/2012 at 10:00am by chyeahhh86

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