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Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the 2 weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML

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On 04/08/2012 at 8:13pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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What a jerk!
Buy like the sexiest lingerie they have and show him. Then say 'too bad you'll never see me wearing them ;D' then kick to the curb :3

#3 - On 04/09/2012 at 2:43am by XxgreymoonxX

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Dress up in it, show him, then ask if you look okay because you want to impress your new boyfriend.

#4 - On 04/09/2012 at 2:44am by Sophie1996

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