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Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25282) - you deserved it (1674)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

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She needs to learn how to keep her comments to herself..

#2 - On 04/01/2012 at 3:28am by itskaylabitch

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Es un exito!!!

#1 - On 04/01/2012 at 3:28am by THEKAISER

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