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Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6005) - you deserved it (27807)

On 03/23/2012 at 7:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Yes, if you had succeeded, you would've been quite the stud indeed.

#1 - On 03/23/2012 at 8:54pm by xxmollyxx

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Making a woman laugh is the key to her kingdom.

#4 - On 03/23/2012 at 8:55pm by kalgon

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