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Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML

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Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you

Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

#6 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:35pm by YouSpinMyHead

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In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go fuck himself. ;-]

#8 - On 05/14/2009 at 7:35pm by Rawrrr14

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