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Today, I went to choir rehearsal at 7:30 in the morning. When the guy I have a major crush on stood next to me, I got really excited, so I tried to sound good. After the song ended, he asked me if I wanted some gum to cover up my morning breath. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22813) - you deserved it (10265)

On 02/18/2012 at 11:03pm - love - by snowinggrey - United States

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Aw, he's caring! Sounds like he was kinda polite about it :L

#2 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:15am by Climaxx

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How embarrassing, but sounds like someone needs to brush their teeth better.

#3 - On 02/19/2012 at 3:15am by DontClickOnMe

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