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Today, I went out on a first date. He insisted we go to McDonald's and split a Happy Meal because he "didn't want to waste any money on a first date." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30597) - you deserved it (4026)

On 02/17/2012 at 4:44am - love - by Cheap N Happy (woman) - United States

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Wow how cheap can you be to split a happy meal and not a big mac meal?

#2 - On 02/17/2012 at 9:59am by ryukensfj

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He's a keeper ;)

#1 - On 02/17/2012 at 9:59am by Marissssolx330

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