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Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10683) - you deserved it (123738)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

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Ouch buddy. That will teach you not to dick around.

#2 - On 02/13/2012 at 8:07pm by Sybarite

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I sincerely hope she mentioned it. I really, really hope she did.

#10 - On 02/13/2012 at 8:08pm by StormGirl142

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