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Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22981) - you deserved it (1433)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:35am - love - by hudd357mag (man) - United States

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You should have said, “Nah I just stopped by to say fuck you!"

#2 - On 02/06/2012 at 6:00am by 808Boyo

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Sounds like she knew. Why else would she mention texting you?

#4 - On 02/06/2012 at 6:00am by Keeegs

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