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Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML


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On 02/01/2012 at 2:31pm - love - by mareda (woman) - United Kingdom

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Aww that sucks. On the plus side, cute boys with English accents are all around you!!

#2 - On 02/01/2012 at 4:29pm by Brelywi

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Doesn't sound like he exists.

Or maybe, you and him have been the same person the whole time! 0_0

#3 - On 02/01/2012 at 4:29pm by cradle6

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