Love: Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been...

By mareda - 01/02/2012 19:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

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By Leftattheairport - 09/02/2019 18:00

Today, I went to pick up my long distance boyfriend at the airport. It has been over six months since I last saw him and four days since I last heard from him. He never showed up. FML

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By Hesintrouble - 23/07/2013 19:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend's boss. She was wondering if he was okay, since he hasn't shown up to work for the past two weeks. Now I'm wondering where he's been going when he leaves the house each day. FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2012 15:45 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML

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Suavely done

By dumbass - 07/02/2011 00:58

Today, my boyfriend left for a 2-year job posting in China. We had agreed to maintain a long-distance relationship, and even worked out a visiting schedule. Later that night, after trying to reach him, I realized the numbers he gave me weren't for China. The country code doesn't even exist. FML

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By are you kidding me - 20/10/2014 04:53 - United States - Wichita

Today, I showed up to work and my boss was nowhere to be found. A phone call later, I find out he's in Dubai. Oh, and since I'm his personal assistant, I should be able to take care of matters until he gets back. I've only been his assistant for a week. FML

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By blink_kid - 10/08/2012 12:57 - United Kingdom - Bathgate

Today, my boyfriend, who lives 100 miles away and whom I haven't seen in 2 months, told me he was visiting my city with some friends. I assumed this was an opening to an invitation, but no, he just asked me about the best places to get drunk. FML

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By wherefelix - 03/07/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I woke up early, showered, dressed, and made the 40 minute drive to work, only to discover when I arrived that today was my day off. When I got home my live in boyfriend was gone. I called and he told me he was at the beach, right near my work. FML

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By MariadelMar - 19/08/2009 15:03 - United States

Today, I flew 8 hours to visit my boyfriend. When I arrived at the airport, and he started taking long to show up, I checked my email to see the info. I hit the junk mail by accident and found his last 10 emails in there. He had broken up with me a week ago. FML

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Surprise!

By Muscle - 06/03/2009 21:07 - Canada

Today, I flew home early from a two-month trip to Europe to surprise my boyfriend on his birthday. When I got to his house with a home baked cake from scratch and a quilt with silk-screened pictures from my trip, his roommate answered the door and said, "Oh sorry, he's out with his girlfriend." FML

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Brelywi 15

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:29

Aww that sucks. On the plus side, cute boys with English accents are all around you!!

DocBastard 38

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:46

Wh...wh...what? You mean a CT scan of a crushed skull doesn't turn you on? Pictures of steak knives soaked in blood don't get you riled up? What the hell is the MATTER with you, son? You need serious psychiatric help.

Comments

SuperBritty23 7

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:32

So many questions...

brock329 3

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:36

Ya like what

bizarre_ftw 21

Wednesday 1 February 2012 23:51

Like: how do scene people get their hair that big? It's a befuddling cross between Marie-Antoinette, Fran from The Nanny, Mortica Adams, and a female vampire wig

murdersquirrel 15

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:03

Hair spray, mousse, root lift, volumizing powder, pomade, wax, gel, teasing. Mystery solved, you're welcome.

quite_bored 9

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:06

So many questions such as "Why does bizarre_ftw keep commenting?".

brock329 3

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:14

******* awesome

jasminea 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:34

it could just be that they never discussed it...

jasminea 0

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:34

it could just be that they never discussed it...

lkeels 2

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:38

Your story doesn't make sense. What does it mean that his co-workers have no idea what you're talking about? What ARE you talking about? Do they not know who he is? Did they say he wasn't working in England at all? You need to give more details if you want any sympathy.

griffin4 0

Thursday 2 February 2012 0:00

Agreed

bahamut_pure 16

Thursday 2 February 2012 2:46

Most likely, it means he lied to her about everything - being in England, where he was working, etc.; all of it was a big, fat lie. Most likely he was already married or something, and did this to avoid her possibly getting into contact with his spouse and mucking up his life. The same exact thing happened to the mom of a friend of mine; the guy she was dating had even lied about his name and where he lived. It's amazing how far some people will go to pull one over on someone else.

apepe78 1

Thursday 2 February 2012 6:31

I agree with you...#117-really?!! I think that you thought too long and hard about the "non-story".

erl1996_fml 6

Wednesday 1 February 2012 22:38

And that's when she knew it was Inception...

UsernameInCanada 7

Thursday 2 February 2012 5:27

Inception is planting an idea deep within someone's subconscious, NOT a dream within a dream. Don't feel bad though, lots of people are uninformed! lol