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Today, my girlfriend started a month-long period of not talking to me. One of her male friends, who is a self-styled astrologist, told her there are "bad omens" in our relationship for the coming weeks. I don't know if I should dump her for being gullible or just plain stupid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23878) - you deserved it (3214)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:10pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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You should really date smarter people

#1 - On 01/29/2012 at 7:29pm by ashl123

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Dump her... Really what's the point if she won't talk to you?

#2 - On 01/29/2012 at 7:29pm by SoNotForYou

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