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Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15151) - you deserved it (3069)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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Lol that's fucking great

#1 - On 01/28/2012 at 9:02pm by imustbeinsane

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Don't worry I'm sure your friends don't take it seriously, they just thought it was a funny joke :) (which it was)

#6 - On 01/28/2012 at 9:04pm by Namerkp2

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