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Today, a co-worker passed me a note with information about one of our cute, new co-workers I was interested in. Her report? Simple: "Lesbian. Try again. They're EVERYWHERE!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19046) - you deserved it (3048)

On 01/23/2012 at 11:46pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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There's nothing wrong being just friends. Not everything have to lead up to a relationship with every cute person you meet. There's more than meets the eye.

#10 - On 01/24/2012 at 2:42am by missL1z

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I told one of my co-workers I was lesbian and he finally stopped asking me out.

#13 - On 01/24/2012 at 2:45am by LaColombianita

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