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Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26160) - you deserved it (3294) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Did you go off?

#3 - On 01/15/2012 at 5:32pm by MrSuperEmoticons

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Aww, that's too cute. I'm sure you both shared some laughs. If not, and you got upset with her, you're a dick.

#14 - On 01/15/2012 at 5:47pm by _MidnightLuna_

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