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Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

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On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Do you have a dog? They're pretty good at leaving surprises on driveways also.

#2 - On 01/09/2012 at 2:52am by steviesnm

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Not quite a new Lexus?

#5 - On 01/09/2012 at 2:55am by StoryOfTheYear

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