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Today, my boyfriend of 4 years asked my dad if he could marry me, and my dad agreed. He then tells me that he's not going to propose for maybe another year at least, he "just wanted to get that out of the way." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27095) - you deserved it (3147)

On 12/25/2011 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Always thinking ahead!

#1 - On 12/26/2011 at 2:04am by boog

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He plans ahead. You're lucky.

#2 - On 12/26/2011 at 2:04am by arcticdoctorwho

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