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Today, I called up my ex girlfriend to ask her if I could come round hers to get my pyjamas back. She replied: “I’m keeping them just in case...”- “In case of what?”- “In case I want to dress up like an asshole”. FML

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On 01/20/2009 at 9:01am - love - by dude - Sent from mobile version

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Hahaha! You must've really pissed her off... what did you do exactly that made you an asshole? I'm curious now.

#7 - On 02/14/2009 at 10:10am by maiden_girl

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psh. i should have done the exact thing with my ex. xD

#3 - On 02/08/2009 at 1:58am by deartragedy51

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