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Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50676) - you deserved it (15616)

On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Oh damn. are you sure that was even her? or just pretending!

#1 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:44am by Merlin_44

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Your first mistake was asking a girl out by text message. Seriously, grow a pair and ask her out face-to-face.

#9 - On 05/12/2009 at 3:55am by mojo_jojo

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