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Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no responce I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41769) - you deserved it (11171)

On 05/11/2009 at 9:25pm - love - by ConnorFails (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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