Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarreah in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping form and he rolled over to whisper, "I heard everthing." FML

by ohmygoodness / 03/02/2009 at 4:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

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  • that is not a bad thing. People get sick and everyone goes to the bathroom.

    #1 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:00pm by AliSama

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  • So what? He thought girls never do the "poop" thing or a female fart is just a myth? Wake up, son!

    #3 - On 03/02/2009 at 8:01pm by csigabajnok

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