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Today, my boyfriend proposed. I fainted due to the excitement. He took it as a "no" and won't pick up my calls. FML


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On 12/18/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Haha that must have been awkward for him when he was holding out the ring and you were lying on the floor..

#1 - On 12/19/2011 at 2:24am by ciarafox9

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Try going to his house and explaining to him? Hope you two work it out!

#2 - On 12/19/2011 at 2:24am by ariannaimelda

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