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Today, the cute guy in my class asked if I wanted to come over to his house to "study" on Saturday for our finals. I went to his house expecting a good time. He actually wanted to study. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10360) - you deserved it (46374)

On 12/17/2011 at 8:30am - love - by SuperCoolGurl (woman) - Australia

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Study human anatomy.

#2 - On 12/17/2011 at 1:07pm by dillynf39

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God forbid someone actually wanting to do good in school as opposed to having sex with everything that moves.

#17 - On 12/17/2011 at 1:19pm by Sinamoi

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