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Today, my boyfriend informed me that the mother of his children, from whom he is not divorced yet, is moving back into his house because she broke up with her boyfriend and has nowhere to go. FML


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On 12/08/2011 at 6:55am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

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I believe the technical term for that woman is, um, . . . wife.

#15 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:10am by perdix

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Come on y'all. I know most of you have never been through a divorce (neither have I) but when you have kids with someone, you'll have a link to them for life. Not an emotional one necessarily, but literally you're going to have to interact with them a lot as long as your kids are minors.

If you're uncomfortable with your boyfriend interacting with his soon to be ex-wife, then end it now, because it's not ever going away.

#17 - On 12/08/2011 at 10:10am by cradle6

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