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Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42496) - you deserved it (2834)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)

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What an ass!

#1 - On 11/28/2011 at 10:03am by lulupookiepoo

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Was he joking? If not then he's an ass and you should leave.

#2 - On 11/28/2011 at 10:03am by alexm501

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