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Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27221) - you deserved it (8550)

On 11/26/2011 at 3:50pm - love - by Rich (man) - United States (Texas)

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tell her "well, I guess if I'm gay, we can't have sex anymore"

#10 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:17pm by I_EAT_KITTENS_FO

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Looks like a new car it is ^^

#2 - On 11/26/2011 at 5:14pm by StopDropNRoll

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