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Today, I admitted to my wife that I'd really like to get a Prius, but I was worried that if I did, everyone would question my sexuality. She told me, "I don't know why you care, everyone already thinks you're gay." FML
tell her "well, I guess if I'm gay, we can't have sex anymore"
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014