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Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29666) - you deserved it (3281)

On 11/16/2011 at 12:23am - love - by dharp7 (man) - United States (California)

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She likes the idea of you= she likes having a boyfriend. She doesn't like you= ... She doesn't like you..

#3 - On 11/16/2011 at 5:57am by rawrriri

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in theory you're good but you don't live up to her expectations

#2 - On 11/16/2011 at 5:55am by caviar

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