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Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30806) - you deserved it (4387)

On 10/30/2011 at 8:58pm - love - by Beantown girl (woman) - United States

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Dump him now, once a cheater always a cheater

#4 - On 10/30/2011 at 11:57pm by rberry88

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You tell her he has a girlfriend, see what happens

#5 - On 10/30/2011 at 11:57pm by ndvorsky

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