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Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24895) - you deserved it (3254)

On 10/26/2011 at 9:38pm - love - by nekogirl15 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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I get that all of the time

#2 - On 10/26/2011 at 11:59pm by FMLandurstoo

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That's harsh...

#1 - On 10/26/2011 at 11:58pm by krad204

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