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Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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On 10/24/2011 at 5:47am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

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That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed.

GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

#5 - On 10/24/2011 at 10:01am by THE_A_TEEN

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I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

#4 - On 10/24/2011 at 10:00am by Iknoweverything

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