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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 09:47 - United States

Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

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By Nick - 22/05/2018 01:30

Today, my girlfriend and I went to see a horror movie. It ended up scaring her so badly that she refused to leave our bed all night long, even to pee. I have to clean the mattress now. FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Samantha - 30/10/2010 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to see Paranormal Activity 2 with my boyfriend. In hopes of him putting his arm around me or holding my hand, I told him that I was very scared and pretended to cry a little. He told me to be quiet because I was ruining the movie for him. Then he moved seats. FML

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By pussyface96 - 19/09/2012 09:27 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I asked a girl I like to the movies. Wanting her to lean on me and stay in my arms during the movie, I chose a horror film. I screamed like a pussy the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/07/2021 04:01

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By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 10:16 - United States

Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2023 16:00

Today, I was having a movie night with my significant other. I suggested a classic horror movie binge, and she agreed. However, as soon as the movie started, she fell asleep and started snoring louder than a chainsaw. It's hard to take scary movies seriously with the sounds of a chainsaw going on, I tell you. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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Monday 24 October 2011 16:01

That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed. GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 24 October 2011 16:00

I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

Comments

moodyreallyrocks 27

Monday 24 October 2011 16:28

I never saw the movie, but I heard it was rough.....

OffMySack 2

Monday 24 October 2011 16:32

That movie had the dumbest ending ever -__________-

seexysportsbabee 0

Tuesday 25 October 2011 3:49

No insidouis did

FYLDeep 25

Monday 24 October 2011 16:44

The only thing scary about those movies is the soundtrack. They must normalize the audio to be around like -20 dB so at a moments notice they can just bump the audio up to 0 dB (like when all the ******* pots and pans flew off in the 2nd movie) and mess with your head.

stormchaser24 24

Monday 24 October 2011 16:49

Yeah. All of those movies are made by sound and music.

MrWhiteGluz 1

Monday 24 October 2011 16:48

Those movies arn't even scary

FYLDeep 25

Monday 24 October 2011 16:57

The Agonist ******* rules. I hope that's what your username is referencing.

gingermass437 7

Monday 24 October 2011 16:54

You should set up a camcorder and film at night...you know, just in case.

ThaBeasty01 5

Monday 24 October 2011 16:55

iggy808 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:01

Movie wasn't even that scary

arin2009 0

Monday 24 October 2011 17:06

The series isn't scary at all, I mean really a demon, they are silly and hilarious yes, scary? No!

nerdsgetmehot 22

Monday 24 October 2011 17:22

Some people don't handle movies like that as well. I'm fully aware of how ridiculous it is (seriously, there's no denying it) but still, when I went to turn the light off the night after seeing it...I was freaked.